Saturday, July 19, 2008

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Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Broadway: The Sleeping Beauty

Picture her. A gorgeous blonde girl, donning pink duds and with perfectly volumed golden hair. She sleeps tenderly, almost as if she's pretending, but she isn't because the loudest bang wouldn't wake her.


Then Haylie Duff walks in and kisses Elle Woods.

Broadway miraculously is awake, in MTV's new reality show The Search For Elle Woods: The Most Groundbreaking Event in Broadway and Musical Theatre's History.

If you haven't been watching this show all summer, YOU. HAVEN'T. BEEN. LIVING.
However you can see the episodes online. Go do that. Now.
After a slew of cutting the wrong girl, the casting panel (btw, where the fuck is Jerry Mitchell) got it even more wrong last night when they cut Lauren. What the hell!

But next week is the pinnacle of The Search For Elle Woods Awesomeness. The two remaining Elle Woods Candidates will be performing IN THE PALACE THEATRE WITH THE SHOW'S SETS AND COSTUMES AND BEING FIERCE AND OWNING THOSE BITCHES.

I am so excited and you should be too. Thank you MTV for waking our sleeping industry with your groundbreaking show (Grease revival? What?). Thank you and God bless you, Haylie Duff. God bless you and your awesome BROADWAY VETERAN STAR STATUS for giving those girls the chance for the role of a lifetime.

Monday, July 7, 2008

Bath and Body Works owes me a massage

I worked from 2.45pm to 3.30ish am for our floorset last night. I am so sore in places not even Miley could heal.

But I digress:

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

My Chronicles of Brookhaven College ( a school cunningly titled to avoide the fact that it's a Dallas Community College )

Every day some time between 11:30 and noon I walk into Brookhaven and see someone I went to High School that I didn't like.

Then I go up the stairs to the lunch food area and see at least three people I went to High School with that I didn't like. Sometimes there is one or two that I never disliked, but also never talked to.

Then I sit in my US History class for about two hours and 10 minutes. Fortunately, our instructor lost my first test, so I got a perfect score on it. And now I'm exempt...yayyyy.


If I recall I wasn't exempt from anything in High School. LOL

Benji